
My brother and I went to Lucky's to do some grocery shopping today. We bought a whole bunch of munchies and decided to buy a quick and easy dinner fix. As we were strolling through the frozen foods section we came across Michelina's. As you can see from the label they do a very good job of selling this as "Italian" food. First, the name Michelina and secondly, the "Authentico" in the top right hand corner (which means authentic in Italian). Next, they try to comfort you by saying, "Let mama feed you!". Now, if you look at the picture I admit it doesn't look like the most appetizing thing in the world...however, it does appear to be above average frozen food quality. With most frozen dinners the picture always looks more appetizing than the product that comes out after you microwave it...obviously...but usually it's not too far off right?
WRONG!!!
I tried to make sense of it, but the more I tried...the angrier I became. Only 3 words crossed my mind at this point..."WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" Look at it! I've seen dog food that looks more appetizing than this piece of shit. It seriously looks like someone threw up on my pasta! How can anyone sell this and not feel a tad bit guilty??? Then they have the audacity to call this Italian?!? If Italian people were to see this they would slap the shit out of whoever were the mastermind behind this...CON. I mean really...you expect me to eat this? I would even feel guilty feeding this to my pets. "Let mama feed you"? Mama would beat you senseless for even thinking about putting out a piece of shit product like this. Now, I'm sure you're thinking did you even try it? YES, I tried it! YES, it tasted exactly what it looked like! It was so bad I almost threw up after swallowing it. I give this product an F--- (there are not enough minuses to even being to describe the abomination that is this pasta so I cut it off after 3). Don't ever buy this product!!!

